“I’m serious, he just pulled down his pants and yanked it out, yknow like ‘say hello to mr happy’..”
“Gross”
“It wasn’t gross, it was kinda cool..”
“So did you do it with him?”
“Of course I did! He is a really well known photographer. He shoots for Elle on like a regular basis, it would’ve been so majorly stupid of me to turn him down.”
“You are a total prostitute.”
“Hey… That’s how things really are. You just don’t know cos you’re this pampered little suburban chick.”
“So are you! You’ve only been in Seventeen once and you looked fat! So stop acting like you’re god damn Christy Turlington!”
“….Cunt!”
“Gross”
“It wasn’t gross, it was kinda cool..”
“So did you do it with him?”
“Of course I did! He is a really well known photographer. He shoots for Elle on like a regular basis, it would’ve been so majorly stupid of me to turn him down.”
“You are a total prostitute.”
“Hey… That’s how things really are. You just don’t know cos you’re this pampered little suburban chick.”
“So are you! You’ve only been in Seventeen once and you looked fat! So stop acting like you’re god damn Christy Turlington!”
“….Cunt!”
